Notification Is Gummy Bear For The Mind

Twitter is a town hall inside a screen. It’s meant for conversation; it’s void shouting with replies. If you converse and create engagement, Twitter rewards you with notifications. It doesn’t matter what you say, how much outrage you create, how much value you build: if you converse and create engagement, Twitter rewards you with notifications.

These notifications are mental candies. They’re like gummy bears for your mind, transmitted through screens. This is the most addictive town hall known to mankind; this is th—

Oh look, a new notification from Twitter! I’ll go check it. Bye.

November 10, 2021